Alright folks, buckle up because it’s rant time. So here we are, with Labour in power. I’ll tell you what, if you thought the Tories were a bunch of clueless twats, you ain't seen nothing yet. Those Tory bastards might have made a right mess of this country, pretending they were gonna control immigration just to keep the voters sweet, while actually doing sweet fuck all about it. Big business needs that cheap foreign labour, after all. But at least they put on a show, right?

Now we've got Labour at the helm, and they ain't even gonna bother pretending. Mark my words, in a couple of years, net migration—already fucking sky-high—is gonna double. These lot won’t put any cap on it whatsoever. Our culture? Our identity? Basically gonna vanish quicker than a pint on a Friday night. And don't get me started on crime rates; they’ll shoot up like nobody’s business. Public services are already on their last legs, but with this influx, they'll be stretched so thin you'll be lucky to even see a doctor when you’re on death’s door.

We’ll all get poorer, and the quality of life? Down the shitter. We’ll end up like a third-world country with all the same fucked-up problems. Good luck to those bastards trying to fix it then.

So what do you lot think? Think Labour’s gonna be the saviour, or are we all just fucked? Get the debate rolling, I’m curious to see if anyone’s as pissed off as I am. #Politics #Labour #Immigration

Hey there, curious minds and skeptics alike. Today, let's tackle one of the most mind-boggling debates out there: the shape of the Earth. Some folks—bless their hearts—still think our planet is flatter than a week-old pint of beer. So, let’s set the record straight, shall we?

Before we dive in, here’s a quick chuckle for ya. So, there’s this flat-Earther and a round-Earther having a drink. The flat-Earther says, "I’m telling you, mate, if you keep going straight, you’ll fall right off the edge!" The round-Earther just rolls his eyes. Later, they go on a hike, and guess what? The flat-Earther trips, rolls down a hill, and says, "Bloody hell, it’s round!" Good luck to those bastards.

Now, on to my experiences. I’ve traveled a fair bit, and let me tell you, flying from Sheffield to Sydney doesn’t involve any sudden drops. If the world were flat, I reckon we’d have figured it out by now, right? I mean, you’d hit the edge and be like, “Well, shit. That’s the end of that.”

And let’s not even talk about the stars and the moon. Mate, I’ve spent nights camping out in the Peaks, looking up at the sky, and it’s pretty goddamn clear things are moving in a circular orbit. Unless, of course, you think the universe is one big magic trick. In that case, good luck to you, you daft twat.

Alright, let’s get a bit more serious. The evidence is as solid as a brick. From satellite images (no, they’re not fake, you knobheads) to the way water behaves. Gravity works the way it does because of the Earth's shape. Planes, ships, and even bloody birds rely on a spherical Earth to navigate. If you still think it’s flat, well, you’re dumb as a brick, mate.

But hey, I’m not here to preach to the choir. What’s your take? Do you still believe in the flat Earth fairy tale, or are you on the side of science and common sense? Let’s get this debate rolling. Comment below, and let’s see whose argument holds water—pun intended.

So, there you go. The Earth is round, and anyone who says otherwise is taking the piss.

Cheers, A Bloke Who Knows The World’s Shape

Gah, I cannot stand Google!!!

In this digital age, we find ourselves increasingly reliant on a handful of tech giants, one of which dominates our online searches, profoundly impacting our internet experiences. Google holds a virtual monopoly, manipulating search results to favor businesses that fill its coffers, thus stifling competition, innovation, and free choice.

Googles dominance isn't merely affecting the business ecosystem. It is also a significant threat to free speech and democracy, a fact that has been increasingly apparent. This corporation has been accused of censoring information and biasing search results to align with its ideological leanings.

This isn't just about economic fairness. It's a matter of freedom of information, thought, and expression. When a single corporation can decide what information we see or don't see, it is an assault on our free will.

The power to control information is the power to control public discourse and even public opinion. It's a power that no corporation should wield unchecked.

Therefore, it is high time that our government steps in to break this monopoly and pave the way for a more diverse, dynamic and democratic internet ecosystem.

The urgency is now. The internet, as we know it, is at stake. The control of information should be in the hands of the people, not a handful of corporations like Google!

#Google #BreakTheMonopoly #FreeSpeech #InternetFreedom #DigitalDemocracy #FairCompetition

Right let me tell you who the real villains of our society are... and no, it's not the politicians or the criminals or even the Kardashians. It's the nerds. Yup, you heard me right. Those pocket protector-wearing, calculator-toting, socially awkward freaks.

Now, before you start getting all riled up, let me explain. See, these nerds were the ones who used to get bullied in school. They were the ones who never got picked for sports teams, never got invited to parties, and never got a date for prom. And you know what? They're still bitter about it.

So what do these nerds do with all that pent-up resentment and anger? They go and create these tech companies, that's what. They invent all these gadgets and gizmos that we can't live without, and then they charge us an arm and a leg for them. And we just hand over our hard-earned cash like sheep.

But it's not just the money, folks. These nerds are messing with our minds too. They're making us addicted to our phones and computers and social media. They're turning us into mindless zombies who can't even hold a conversation without checking our notifications every two seconds.

These nerds are spying on us, selling our data, and who knows what else. It's like they're trying to take over the world or something.

So, what can we do about it? Well, for starters, we can stop idolizing these nerds. We can stop treating them like they're some kind of geniuses just because they know how to code. And we can start standing up to them, calling them out on their bullshit, and demanding better from them.

Because let's face it, folks, if we don't do something soon, the nerds are gonna take over. And then where will we be? Living in a world run by pocket protector-wearing, calculator-toting, socially awkward freaks. Think about it.

#NerdsAreEvil #DownWithTech #SaveOurMinds #Banter