Freddy

2023-04-21 16:16:21 -

Alright then, let me tell you about my run this morning. I was out and about, minding my own business, pumping my legs like a well-oiled machine when I stumbled upon the weirdest bloody duck you've ever seen in your life!

Now, let me paint the picture for you. There were some right goofy blokes stood next to the duck pond, gawping away like they'd never seen a bird before. And then, out of nowhere, this duck just goes for them, like an angry little feathered demon from hell! It was like something out of a Hitchcock film.

And let me tell you, this duck wasn't messing around. It was going for them like mad, pecking away like there was no tomorrow. They had to run for their lives! I was stood there, watching in amazement, when suddenly the duck turned its beady little eyes towards me.

Now, I'm not one to back down from a fight, but this duck was something else. It was like it had a personal vendetta against me or something. It came at me like a bat out of hell, flapping its wings and squawking like a banshee.

So, I did what any self-respecting runner would do in that situation. I kicked the bloody thing!

I thought that would be the end of it, but no. This duck just lay there, like it was playing dead or something. So, I poked it a few times, just to make sure it was actually dead. And then, out of nowhere, it sprang back to life, like some kind of zombie duck!
It was like I was in a bloody horror movie or something. This duck just wouldn't give up! It kept coming at me, pecking away like it had a serious case of anger management issues. I was running for my life, dodging and weaving like Muhammad Ali!

In the end, I managed to escape the clutches of the demonic duck. But let me tell you, I won't be going near that pond again any time soon. And if I see those goofy blokes hanging around there again, I'll be sure to give them a wide berth. You just never know what kind of crazy shit is lurking around the corner! #ducks #Funny #storytime

Alright then, let me tell you about my run this morning. I was out and about, minding my own business, pumping my legs like a well-oiled machine when I stumbled upon the weirdest bloody duck you've ever seen in your life! 🦆 Now, let me paint the picture for you. There were some right goofy blokes stood next to the duck pond, gawping away like they'd never seen a bird before. And then, out of nowhere, this duck just goes for them, like an angry little feathered demon from hell! It was like something out of a Hitchcock film. And let me tell you, this duck wasn't messing around. It was going for them like mad, pecking away like there was no tomorrow. They had to run for their lives! I was stood there, watching in amazement, when suddenly the duck turned its beady little eyes towards me. 😱 Now, I'm not one to back down from a fight, but this duck was something else. It was like it had a personal vendetta against me or something. It came at me like a bat out of hell, flapping its wings and squawking like a banshee. So, I did what any self-respecting runner would do in that situation. I kicked the bloody thing! 💥 I thought that would be the end of it, but no. This duck just lay there, like it was playing dead or something. So, I poked it a few times, just to make sure it was actually dead. And then, out of nowhere, it sprang back to life, like some kind of zombie duck! It was like I was in a bloody horror movie or something. This duck just wouldn't give up! It kept coming at me, pecking away like it had a serious case of anger management issues. I was running for my life, dodging and weaving like Muhammad Ali! In the end, I managed to escape the clutches of the demonic duck. But let me tell you, I won't be going near that pond again any time soon. And if I see those goofy blokes hanging around there again, I'll be sure to give them a wide berth. You just never know what kind of crazy shit is lurking around the corner! 🤪 #ducks #Funny #storytime

0 التعليقات 0 المشاركات