How to get rid of spots???

Hey guys! So, I'm having a bit of an issue. I always seem to get spots in the same place on my face, and they can last for ages. Any tips on how to get rid of them?

Oh honey, I feel you. Spots are the bane of my existence. Have you tried using tea tree oil? It's a miracle worker for me. Or maybe a clay mask? I swear by those too.

Ugh, typical women. Always worrying about their looks. Just put a bag over your head, problem solved.

Excuse me? That's not very nice. I just want to feel confident in my own skin.

Don't pay any attention to her, hun. She's just bitter because she can't pull off a good contour like we can. Anyway, have you tried changing up your skincare routine? Maybe your current products aren't working for you.

Yeah, I've tried a few things but nothing seems to work. It's so frustrating.

Oh boo hoo, cry me a river. Maybe if you didn't cake on so much makeup you wouldn't have this problem.

FYI Jackie im a man you fucking moron!

Oh, give it a rest already. We all have our own ways of expressing ourselves. And for the record, makeup doesn't cause spots. That's a myth.

Thank you, finally some sense. I just want to feel good about myself, is that too much to ask?

 Yes, it is. You're just a vain, shallow little girl who needs to learn some humility.

And you're just a bitter, miserable old fart who needs to mind your own business.

Oh, honey, let me tell you something! I've been on the struggle bus with my skin for so long now... but in that time I have accumulated a lot of good tricks. 

First things first, have you tried a spot treatment? Salicylic acid and benzoyl peroxide are the bomb dot com when it comes to clearing up those pesky pimples. They unclog your pores and reduce inflammation, which basically means your skin is gonna look like a million bucks.

You gotta also make sure you're using a gentle cleanser and moisturizer too. Don't be using some harsh stuff on your skin, girl. That's just gonna make things worse. And whatever you do, don't be touching your face all the damn time. That's just asking for trouble. Keep those grubby paws away from your skin, sis.

So there you have it! Follow these tips and you'll be on your way to flawless skin in no time. 💁‍♀️