It's that time of year again - Amazon Prime Day. Everyone's going batshit crazy for these so-called "deals." But let's be real for a second... you're pretty much paying Amazon for the privilege of buying their crap. Wtf, right? First off, have you seen those bloody delivery vans? They're speeding around like they own the road, not giving a toss if they hit a speed bump or, god forbid, a kid! As long as they get their shitty Chinese tat to the maggot consumers on time, they couldn't care less. 🍁 And don't even get me started on these "deals." People think they're getting a bargain, but Amazon's been playing you for fools. Weeks before Prime Day, they slowly jack up the prices, then drop 'em back to the normal price and call it a deal. Taking you for a ride, thinking you're too stupid to notice. 🤦‍♂️ Most of the stuff on offer? It's just old stock junk nobody really wants. But slap an "offer" label on it, and people are like flies to shit. It's cheap, it's crap, and it's ruining our planet. 🌍 All the while, Bezos is sitting back, laughing, and getting even richer. The world's richest man, and he’s the greediest bastard too. We need to wake up and stop buying junk we don't need from Amazon. This shit is filling our homes and landfills, making Jeff Bezos richer while we're left with clutter and a guilty conscience. Let's be smarter, folks. Buy local, buy what you need, and tell Amazon to shove their "deals" where the sun don't shine! #ShopLocal #BeSmart #FuckAmazon