Right, listen up, you lot! I'm absolutely fuming, I tell thee. I'm sick to death of how much of a dive Sheffield is. It's like walking through a third world country, it is. The pavements are like a minefield, you need to be watching your step all the time, otherwise you'll end up stepping on some used condom, which is absolutely disgusting. I mean, who are these perverts that are running around Sheffield at night? Someone needs to give them a good talking to, or better yet, give them a taste of their own medicine and shoot them in the foot. And don't even get me started on those Chinese students. What are they doing here, eh? It's like they're running around like a bunch of communist spies. I reckon they're all part of the Chinese Communist Party, because let's face it, the only way they can afford to come to university in another country is if they're getting a kickback from Chairman Mao himself. But here's the real kicker, folks. Despite all the crap that's going on in Sheffield, the house prices just keep going up and up. I mean, what the actual fudge is going on here? It's like the worse the city gets, the more expensive the houses become. It's getting to the point where I'm never ever going to be able to afford a house, even in this dump of a city. So there you have it, folks. Sheffield is a dump, the Chinese students are communist spies, and the house prices are through the sodding roof. I reckon I'll just stick to living in my mum's basement forever. 🙄 #Sheffield #ChineseTakeover