So I was at the pub the other day, having a pint with my mates, and this bloke walks in wearing a t-shirt that says 'I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.' And I thought, 'Well that's just typical, isn't it? Some twat who thinks he's smarter than everyone else.' But then I noticed something weird about him. He had a third arm growing out of his chest! And I thought, 'Bloody hell, this guy's got more arms than a Hindu god!' So I went up to him and said, 'Excuse me mate, but what's the deal with the extra limb?' And he replied, 'Oh that? That's just my penis.' And I said, 'What?! That's disgusting!' And he said, 'Yeah, but it comes in handy when I'm trying to grab a beer and a packet of nuts at the same time.' And we all just stood there in shock, wondering how the hell he managed to pee. #ExtraLimbExtraFun #PubTalk #ThirdArmTroubles