Now, I'm not one for fast food, but when the craving hits, it hits hard. So, there I was, standing in line at KFC, drooling over the menu board like a dog in heat. But as I approached the counter, I was met with the most rude and offensive employee I've ever encountered. He looked at me like I was a piece of dirt on his shoe and muttered something under his breath that sounded like "What do you want?" I wasn't going to let this dampen my spirits, though. I was here for one thing and one thing only - the chicken. So, I placed my order and waited patiently for my food. But then, out of nowhere, this bloke starts spouting racist and offensive jokes like it's a stand-up comedy show. I couldn't believe my ears. I mean, it was funny in a twisted sort of way, but I didn't want to encourage him. So, I just stood there, awkwardly chuckling and looking around for an escape route. Finally, my food arrived and I breathed a sigh of relief. But as I was about to leave, this guy leaned in close and whispered something in my ear that made my blood run cold. "You know what they say about KFC, mate? The secret ingredient is people." I was about to run for the hills, but then he burst out laughing and slapped me on the back. "I'm just kidding, mate! It's actually just a blend of herbs and spices." I couldn't believe it. This guy had me going for a minute there. I left the restaurant feeling equal parts relieved and disturbed. #KFC #FunTimes #Banter