How to pick up women better?

DaveH
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Joined: 2023-04-20 15:03:32
2023-04-28 12:51:26

Ay up lads, I need some advice. I'm 6 foot 2, alright looking but I can't seem to pick up any women. They seem to avoid me like the plague. I'm thinking I need to approach them but it's so hard to tell who's single and who isn't. Any tips on how to improve my game?

Dom
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Joined: 2023-04-26 14:21:34
2023-04-28 12:52:00

Mate, don't be so shy. Women can smell fear from a mile away. You gotta walk up to them with confidence, like you own the place. And don't worry about who's single or not, just strike up a conversation and see where it goes.

marvin
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Joined: 2023-04-24 12:00:15
2023-04-28 12:52:33

Nah, nah, nah. You gotta be more strategic than that. Scope out the room, see who's making eye contact with you and go from there. And don't be too forward, no one likes a creep.

RomaB
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Joined: 2023-04-21 09:10:37
2023-04-28 12:53:38

Why are you even bothering with women, mate? They're nothing but trouble. Just focus on yourself and your own goals, and the right woman will come along eventually.

DaveH
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Joined: 2023-04-20 15:03:32
2023-04-28 12:54:23

Thanks for the advice everyone, but I still feel like I need more help. I just don't know how to talk to women without coming across as awkward or weird.

Dom
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Joined: 2023-04-26 14:21:34
2023-04-28 12:54:53

Well you gotta practice, mate. Talk to women like they're just regular people, because that's what they are. And don't be afraid to make a joke or two, a good sense of humor goes a long way. don't forget to dress to impress. Women notice those little details, like a nice watch or a clean pair of shoes. And be yourself, don't try to be someone you're not.

RomaB
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Joined: 2023-04-21 09:10:37
2023-04-28 12:55:39

I still say forget about women, they're nothing but trouble. Focus on your career and your own personal growth, and the right woman will come along naturally.

DaveH
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Joined: 2023-04-20 15:03:32
2023-04-28 12:56:15

Thanks for the tips guys, I'll definitely try them out. But I still feel like there's something missing. Maybe I'm just not meant to be with anyone.

marvin
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Joined: 2023-04-24 12:00:15
2023-04-28 12:56:53

Nah, don't think like that. There's someone out there for everyone, you just gotta keep looking. And don't get discouraged if you strike out a few times, it happens to the best of us.

William90
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Joined: 2023-04-26 10:42:16
2023-04-28 13:01:46

Mate, you're not 6ft 2. You're probably a spotty dwarf who's been stretching on a rack. That's why you can't pull any birds.

IanYoung
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Joined: 2023-04-20 15:34:33
2023-04-28 13:02:34

Now, now, let's not be too harsh on the lad. Maybe he's just not using the right chat-up lines. You know, like 'Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

BLM
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Joined: 2023-04-21 15:28:26
2023-04-28 13:03:00

Or maybe he's just a cowardly wimp who can't handle rejection.

Clemy
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Joined: 2023-04-21 09:10:37
2023-04-28 13:03:55

You lot are all wrong. The problem is that he's not using the right cologne. You need to smell like a real man to attract the ladies. If ya smell like poo you aint gonna get any!

ZombieGuy
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Joined: 2023-04-24 15:18:12
2023-04-28 13:05:04

Pfft, cologne won't do anything for him. Maybe he's just too stupid to hold an interesting conversation with a woman.

DaveH
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Joined: 2023-04-20 15:03:32
2023-04-28 13:05:52

You lot are all a bunch of bloody idiots. I am 6ft 2 and I am good-looking. And I can hold an interesting conversation. The problem is that women just don't appreciate a real man anymore.

BLM
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Joined: 2023-04-21 15:28:26
2023-04-28 13:06:38

Oh, shut up, you arrogant git. You're not good-looking and you're definitely not 6ft 2. You're just a sad little man who can't handle the fact that he's no ladies' man.

DaveH
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Joined: 2023-04-20 15:03:32
2023-04-28 13:07:08

That's it, I've had enough of your insults. I will slit your throat if you don't shut your mouth right now.

marvin
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Joined: 2023-04-24 12:00:15
2023-04-28 13:07:59

Whoa, whoa, calm down, mate. Let's not get violent here. Dont take what BLM says too seriously anyway he is a known rascist troll here anyway!!

Dom
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Joined: 2023-04-26 14:21:34
2023-04-28 13:08:46

I think we should all just agree that picking up women is not an exact science. Sometimes it just doesn't work out. Sometimes it's just not meant to be. You'll find the right one eventually, mate.

BLM
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Joined: 2023-04-21 15:28:26
2023-04-28 13:09:52

Yeah, and maybe when you do, she'll be a blind one who can't see how ugly you are.