I'm flipping mad, I tell you! Utterly livid!

Can you imagine, I run a modest little enterprise selling things online, and guess what? I needed to restock for the festive season. So, I placed an order, a simple thing, right? Well, not so fast, my friend. A couple weeks later, I get an email from FedEx saying my parcel was delivered. Delivered? Where? Because it sure as hell wasn't delivered to me!

So, I get in touch with FedEx. And, oh boy, their response is as laughable as it is infuriating. They tell me that, by some unholy mistake, they've delivered my items to an Amazon warehouse, and they'll try to retrieve them.

The next day rolls around and guess what they tell me? That Amazon refuses to hand over my parcel! My parcel! Can you believe this? This isn't borrowing a cup of sugar, this is stealing my parcel containing stock worth over a grand!

Now, I have to make a claim with FedEx to get my money back. It's an absolute farce! Their delivery drivers must be numbskulls, I tell you. You have one job, deliver the parcel to the right location. How hard can it be?

And as for Amazon? They're as dishonest as they come. If they aren't busy dodging taxes or selling shoddy items that cause fires, they have their drivers racing around like madmen, causing accidents!

I'm telling you, if I walked up to one of their delivery vans and took a parcel, I'd be in handcuffs faster than you can say "double standard". But when it's them, nothing! They just pocket the parcel like they deserve it.

Well, I've had it. That's it. I'm done. I'm never using FedEx or buying anything from Amazon again. And I suggest you do the same. Let's not feed these monsters anymore. Enough is enough!